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radsturbate:

how the soft grinch☯ stole christmas

Oct 2133,249 notes

spicy-vagina-tacos:

gamecuboid:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

a toy story remake done with nothing but dildos 

"you’ve got a friend in me"

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GOD

Oct 270,437 notes
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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome)

Oct 2544,167 notes

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

Oct 2254,171 notes

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

Oct 2266,739 notes

iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

Oct 2209,892 notes